Do you think my skin is starting to show its age?
I can’t tell. There are too many wrinkles.
Grandma, why don’t you drink tea anymore?
I don’t like it ever since that tea bag got stuck in my throat.
Are you getting older and wiser?
No, he’s getting older and wider!
How can you tell that you’re getting old?
You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!
If you want to get rich, why should you keep your mouth shut?
Because silence is golden.
How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?
He was shocked!
Travel and The Coronavirus, In the heat of COVID-19, when countries are getting lockdown.