19 Funny Bed Quotes and Sayings That Will Make Your Day

how_can_you_shorten_a_bedHow can you shorten a bed? Don’t sleep long in it.

make_your_bed_jokeCounselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed? Jane: I can’t answer. I didn’t know I was supposed to keep count!

i_can_t_sleep__what_should_i_doSonny: I can’t sleep. What should I do? Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way you’ll be sure to drop off!

i_d_like_to_buy_a_bedI’d like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress? Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year.

joke_about_the_bedShall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasn’t been made up yet.

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