FUNNY JOKES

19 Funny Bed Quotes and Sayings That Will Make Your Day

she_had_taken_the_bedWhen Mr.Maxwell’s wife left him, he couldn’t sleep. Why was that? She had taken the bed.

animal_always_goes_to_bedWhat animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?  A horse.

what_is_the_softest_bed_for_a_babyWhat is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool.

the_composer_spend_all_his_time_in_bedWhy did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music.

bed_in_the_fireplaceWhy did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

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