When Mr.Maxwell’s wife left him, he couldn’t sleep. Why was that? She had taken the bed.
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on? A horse.
What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool.
Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music.
Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log.