20 Funny Questions, Answers and Hilarious Jokes

my_beauty_is_timelessFirst witch: My beauty is timeless.
Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.

lovely_long_red_hairBill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back.
Will: Pity it’s not on her head.

people_keep_telling_me_i_m_beautifulPeople keep telling me I’m beautiful.
What vivid imaginations some people have.

worms_leave_round_the_bathWhat do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath?
The scum of the earth.

girl_that_boys_look_at_twiceShe’s the kind of girl that boys look at twice…
They can’t believe it the first time.

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