First witch: My beauty is timeless.
Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.
Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back.
Will: Pity it’s not on her head.
People keep telling me I’m beautiful.
What vivid imaginations some people have.
What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath?
The scum of the earth.
She’s the kind of girl that boys look at twice…
They can’t believe it the first time.