19 Funny Bed Quotes and Sayings That Will Make Your Day

Humour or humor is the tendency of particular cognitive experiences to provoke laughter and provide amusement. The term derives from the humoral medicine of the ancient Greeks, which taught that the balance of fluids in the human body, known as humors (Latin: humor, “body fluid”), control human health and emotion.

Many theories exist about what humour is and what social function it serves. The prevailing types of theories attempting to account for the existence of humour include psychological theories, the vast majority of which consider humour-induced behavior to be very healthy; spiritual theories, which may, for instance, consider humour to be a “gift from God”; and theories which consider humour to be an explainable mystery, very much like a mystical experience.  Here are some funny bed quotes and saying that’ll really crack you up.

bed_and_board_funny_storyThe hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board,  but it was impossible to say which was the bed and which was the board.

breakfast_in_bed_funny_quoteI was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed.  Did you have a big role? No, just toast and marmalade.

make_your_bed_todayMother: Did you make your bed today? Daughter: Yes, Mom but I think it would be easier to buy one.

electric_blanket_jokeDid you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake? She spent the night popping out of bed.

go_to_bed_for_a_spellWitch: Doctor, doctor, I don’t feel well. Doctor: Don’t worry, you’ll just have to go to bed for a spell.

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